Hello - I have been working as an engineer for a major hybrid component supplier on the Escape Hybrid since 2001. I'm leaving the company and had to say thanks for the great laughs, these message boards are hilarious.

I have a Hybrid Escape jacket that was available for the launch team that I might sell...something you are not likely to find on eBay. I'll post details later.

 

Just out of curiosity -- what do you drive?

Also, can we get a document dump while you still have access? (just kidding)

 

Possibly an 09 Hybrid Escape when my Fusion lease ends...Possibly a second 09 Hybrid Escape (or Flex or Town & Country) when my Grand Caravan lease ends.

Currently driving a small fleet of cars...

I shredded all of my documents.

 

Are you laughing with us .....or at us?


[See post #11. That's what I thought.]

 

The Mission Impossible Team has just been activated to locate this automobile engineer of a major hybrid component supplier. We know who the major hybird component suppliers are.

 

I work for a major oil cartel and I microfilmed your files before they met said shredder. I have your IP and your bases our ours. never mind that van outside your house following you around on your errands, it's not ours, it's a decoy from another syndicate. We have other forms of espionage. Your wife is a bot and your children are clones. We do great things with petroleum based life forms. You are not even you. We grabbed you last year and crossed your cells with an ameoba. You will wake up tomorrow and remember nothing.

 

Come on guys, I saw Harry Blackstone do that same trick on the old Dean Martin Show with 2 goats and a hankercheif

 

Since 2001, humm, must be a company that supplies the mud flaps, wipers or may lug nuts! (those are used on the Hybrids!)

 

I would have thought a better response would have resulted from our pleas for help, and our reports of problems. You have certainly made it clear, my expectations were way off the mark.

 

You mean those chromium silhouette beach babe kind? A must-have, I say.