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Act your age, not your MPG

Old Jul 18, 2006 | 07:50 AM
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I was explaining to a friend of mine on how I was doing with the HCHII (via e-mail). I told him, that on my last 300 miles (1st tank of gas) that I was getting 51.7 mpg.

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For some stupid reason, this pops into my head: “Act your age, not your MPG”. Would that now be good or bad for you? Let’s see, if you drove a big SUV, you might act like a teenager, (or younger). Now you get to act over 50. Yippee! I’m impressed. I hope to see it some day.

I pondered this for a minute and responded:

Let's see. My birthday is 4 months away. I am 51 and 8 months. Yep, that equals 51.7 rounded. Can't wait to get older now.

Boy I'm getting weird now. All that gas I'm saving must be going to my head.

Mike
 
Old Jul 18, 2006 | 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by FourSticks
I was explaining to a friend of mine on how I was doing with the HCHII (via e-mail). I told him, that on my last 300 miles (1st tank of gas) that I was getting 51.7 mpg.

His responses was:
For some stupid reason, this pops into my head: “Act your age, not your MPG”. Would that now be good or bad for you? Let’s see, if you drove a big SUV, you might act like a teenager, (or younger). Now you get to act over 50. Yippee! I’m impressed. I hope to see it some day.

I pondered this for a minute and responded:

Let's see. My birthday is 4 months away. I am 51 and 8 months. Yep, that equals 51.7 rounded. Can't wait to get older now.

Boy I'm getting weird now. All that gas I'm saving must be going to my head.

Mike
love the story. i hope to act 55 one day...
 
Old Jul 18, 2006 | 03:55 PM
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Actually, I'm 36 and my FE is about 42. Is this going to hurt my gas mileage? Ha ha ha ha ha!
 
Old Jul 18, 2006 | 06:25 PM
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49 and 49
 
Old Jul 18, 2006 | 07:41 PM
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0 mpg because car has yet been delivered...

so I am yet to be borned....
 
Old Jul 18, 2006 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by helicraz
0 mpg because car has yet been delivered...

so I am yet to be borned....
Except in the course of about two miles, you'll age maybe 40-45 years. While there's plenty of things about growing up I'd love to skip over, I'd really prefer keeping that one moment in fifth grade when I was looking at a girl, she was looking at me, and we came to the "not all girls are icky, and not all boys have cooties" realization at the same time
 
Old Jul 19, 2006 | 03:15 AM
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20 and 43... hmmm :O
 
Old Jul 19, 2006 | 04:42 AM
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I guess I need to retire.
 
Old Jul 19, 2006 | 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by kenny
I guess I need to retire.
Old Hypermilers never die, they just pulse & glide away.

Mike
 

Last edited by FourSticks; Jul 19, 2006 at 06:26 PM. Reason: Just wanted to modify the text slightly
Old Jul 19, 2006 | 08:10 PM
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hmmmmmmmmm...i am 59. summer average is 59. but i still think like a teenager. so does that mean i should buy a hummer? LOLOL
 

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